In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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