I hope mine doesn't look like that
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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