you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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