I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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