He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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