S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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