You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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