new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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