i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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