You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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