Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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