Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize