Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You're a waste of cheezeits
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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