so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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