I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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