Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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