She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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