You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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