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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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