He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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