do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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