just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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