She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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