didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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