Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
