On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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