if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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