Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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