so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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