Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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