He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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