is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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