i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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