covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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