If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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