idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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