Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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