whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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