you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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