She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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