She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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