WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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