Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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