HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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