Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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