i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
This is my gift to your gina
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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