at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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