So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He passed out mid-signature
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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