You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
time to smoke my breakfast
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Im part way to drunk.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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