yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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