I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
