STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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