if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
