if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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