Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just tell him i said nine months
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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