we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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