There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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