Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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