He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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