they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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