I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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