so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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