Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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