I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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